T.S.Farley (a.k.a. "Todd") thought he wanted to be a writer in about 1984 but didn't get around to it until around 2007. He is the author of the novel The Impotent Avenger and the memoir Making the Grades: My Misadventures in the Standardized Testing Industry. Today for myriad publications he writes about celebrity and sport, neurology and cardiology and ophthalmology and pornography, people and real estate and standardized testing. He has been published in The New York Times, Washington Post, New York Post, Christian Science Monitor, Education Week, Hustler, Huffington Post, Neurology Now, Heart Insight, EyeCare Tomorrow, Babble, Port City Life, Working Waterfront, and the Camden Herald Gazette. Todd lives in New York with his wife, his sons, and a Newfoundland named "Nana."